December 2009
Scar tissue has no character. It’s not like skin. It doesn’t show...
– Susanna Kaysen
Try to find out what makes you tick. As I lie down Sore and sick. Do you like...
– Breaking Benjaman
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ho ho ho, and what would you like for Christmas little boy/girl?
You: i want my soul back
You: satan stole it, you see.
Stranger: Oh, that Satan!
Stranger: Always stealing things.
You: what a silly man.
You: i believe i would fare much better with a soul
Stranger: You can get discount souls at Sears!
You: you can??
You: i never knew thatbefore.
Stranger: Besides, I'm not going to fight Satan for your soul back.
Stranger: That's God's deal.
Stranger: I'm not getting involved in that fight.
You: yeah, i dont turn out so pleasurable on your end.hink that one would t
You: *i dont think that one would turn out too pleasureable on your end.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ah, yes.
You: yes. satan gave me dislexia in exchange for my soul
You: i dont think it was a fare trade
Stranger: Man, you got ripped off.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i like it when people hack Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi. What do you need help with today?
Stranger: I see.
You: hm?
Stranger: Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
You: perhaps it does?
Stranger: Why do you ask that?
You: i was just curious
Stranger: Very interesting.
You: yes, sir.
Stranger: OK, but can you elaborate a bit?
You: i feel like your responses lack meaning or sense
Stranger: When you feel like my responses lack meaning or sense, what do you do?
You: okay
Stranger: I see. And what does that tell you?
You: uhm
Stranger: I see.
You: uhmn
Stranger: Please tell me more.
You: no
Stranger: I see. And what does that tell you?
You: it doesnt
Stranger: How does that make you feel?
You: sad
Stranger: Please tell me more.
You: no. i dont want to
Stranger: no. you dont want to.
You: i dont?
Stranger: Why do you ask that?
You: i wan wondering.
Stranger: I see. And what does that tell you?
You: it tells me this is an odd conversation.
Stranger: I see. And what does that tell you?
You: that...
Stranger: I see.
You: no you do not see
Stranger: Please tell me more.
You: i refuse.
Stranger: How does that make you feel?
You: angry
Stranger: Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
You: whf
Stranger: I see.
You: no you do not
Stranger: How do you feel when you say that?
You: i feel like a doormouse half drowned in a pot of tea
Stranger: When do you usually feel like a doormouse half drowned in a pot of tea?
You: on tuesdays, primarily.
Stranger: Can you elaborate on that?
You: well, to be elaborate, i often feel like a door mouse, specifically one that has been drowned in a pot of tea. and this ocurs on tuesdays, mostly
Stranger: How does that make you feel?
You: a little bit like a door mouse
Stranger: Can you elaborate on that?
You: no
Stranger: Can you elaborate on that?
You: no
Stranger: Please tell me more.
You:
Stranger: I see. And what does that tell you?
You:
Stranger: I see. And what does that tell you?
You:
Stranger: How do you feel when you say that?
You:
You:
Stranger: Can you elaborate on that?
You:
Stranger: Very interesting.
Stranger: I see.
You: daslgfalgfalgflaisdgf;iasduk.f
Stranger: Can you elaborate on that?
You: GAHHH.
Bold the stuff you've done.
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Taken a college level course. Been...
fingerprints
Slience is dry; sound is wet. Volume is the mass of sound. in silence you can hear people think, but only when their bidies stop making noises. but who cares what people think? the noises their bodies make is more interesting anyway.
when you Brew, do you Brew sadness or tea?